10. Where is the handicap parking?
9. If you're not greeted with a smile, your service is FREE!
8. Super size me!
7. Is there lead in that paint?
6. Injured? Call Cellinosky and Barnesky 1-800-123-4567!
5. W, For President!
4. Hey! This play ground isn't safe!
3. Fur is dead!
2. Excuse me, am I in your personal space?
and the number one thing you won't hear in Ukraine....